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A picture can say 1000 words......but sometime you just need to read the words. Here are some of the character descriptions for the interactive characters that the Wise Guys portray. |
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Sergeant pepper And JANICE These two are definitely part of the "MOD SQUAD", kaleidoscopic, psychedelic, free spirits, doing the shag. (And we’re not talking about carpeting.) She has a strange resemblance to Lucy in the sky with diamonds, and even though he’s not in the army, they still call him Sergeant. Seeing and talking to them will transport your guest through a time warp to an age of self discovery and freedom. So put on your velvet bellbottoms and your fringed vest and give them a ring. On their pink fur phone, of course. |
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Bob and bert IF IT’S WIRED, THESE TWO JACKS OF ALL TRADES CAN BUILD, FIX OR REPAIR IT. THEY AREN’T JUST WIRED TO THE WORLD, THEY’RE WIRED TO THE UNIVERSE. LET THESE MECHANICAL WONDERS MEET-N-GREET AND DO ONE ON ONE COMEDY BITS WITH YOUR GUESTS. IT’S WACKY INTERACTIVE ENTERTAINMENT AT IT’S LAUGHABLE BEST. AND ALWAYS REMEMBER WHAT BOB AND BERT SAY, "IF IT’S NOT BAROQUE, DON’T FIX IT !".
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ABNer & DOUBLEDAY THE FOUNDERS OF THE DIAMOND, THE CREATORS OF THE FOUL BALL, THE FATHERS OF BASEBALL. MEET ABNER AND DOUBLEDAY, DRESSED IN TURN OF THE CENTURY BASEBALL OUTFITS AND READY TO BE THE ORIGINAL BOYS OF SUMMER. THE RULES OF THIS GAME ARE SIMPLE, THEY MAKE IT UP AS THEY GO ALONG. SO, SIT BACK AND HAVE SOME FUN AS THESE TWO MEET-N-GREET AND DO ONE ON ONE COMEDY BITS WITH YOUR GUESTS. FROM THEIR OLD TIME BASEBALL CAPS TO THEIR HANDLEBAR MOUSTACHE'S THEIR A HOME RUN OF FUN.
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Scratch and sniff THIS DYNAMIC DUO FROM THE FOREST HAVE BEEN LEFT OUT OF THE PAGES OF HISTORY. (PERHAPS FOR GOOD REASON.) THEY ARE THE FORGOTTEN MERRY MEN, SCRATCH AND SNIFF. THEY HAVE BEEN PART OF ROBIN HOOD’S BAND OF MARAUDERS HIDING IN SHERWOOD FOREST. OF COURSE YOU HEAR ALL THE STORIES ABOUT THE OTHER GUYS, BUT THAT’S ALL JUST GOOD MARKETING. IT’S SCRATCH AND SNIFF WHO DO ALL THE HARD WORK AND GET NONE OF THE CREDIT. BUT THAT’S GOING TO END HERE AND NOW.
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JOAN OF ARC AND Latrine THE QUEST OF SOME KNIGHTS IS PERHAPS A HOLY RELIC, OR TO PROTECT THE WEAK, THESE TWO HAVE A DIFFERENT AGENDA. LATRINE THE FAMOUS FRENCH KNIGHT WOULD LOVE TO BE ON A CRUSADE SOMEWHERE, ANYWHERE BUT WHERE HE IS. HIS LORD GAVE HIM INSTRUCTIONS TO KEEP AN EYE ON JOAN, THE FIRST FEMALE KNIGHT. AND IT WOULDN’T BE SO BAD IF JOAN DIDN’T TALK TO HERSELF ALL THE TIME. VOICES SHE SAYS, WHAT’S NEXT?
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FRACUS AND FRAY BOTH ARE FROM THE RENAISSANCE, BOTH KNOW HOW TO WIELD A SWORD WITH STYLE, BUT ONE’S A MAN AND ONE’S A WOMAN. THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES HAS JUST GOTTEN INTERESTING. THEY COULD SLASH EACH OTHER INTO LITTLE TINY PIECES BUT PREFER TO USE THEIR CUTTING WIT AND REPARTEE TO KEEP EACH OTHER ON THE EDGE. IT’S A STAB, A THRUST AND A PIERCE, UNLESS THAT LAST JOKE IS NEATLY PARRIED. THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS, SO DON’T WANDER BETWEEN THEM IN THE HEAT OF BATTLE.
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CHEF JULIA CHILDISH & DEWEY GETUM CHEF JULIA CHILDISH IS ONE OF THE GREAT CULINARY EXPERTS OF THE WORLD AND HAS THE ATTITUDE TO PROVE IT. SO DON’T ASK FOR SOME SPAGHETTI-O’S. DEWEY IS A WAITER, THE PROBLEM IS HE’S JUST NOT A GOOD WAITER. HE’LL DROP HIS TRAY, NOT GET THE WATER OR COFFEE, AND LEAVE ALL THE DIRTY PLATES SITTING RIGHT WHERE THEY ARE. THESE TWO ARE SURE TO LEAVE A LASTING IMPRESSION ON ALL OF YOUR GUESTS, GOOD OR BAD.
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COMMANDER PHOTON AND ANNE DROMEDA STRAIGHT FROM THE SILVER SCREEN, WHEN FLASH GORDON CONQUERED THE UNIVERSE IN TWELVE STARTLING EPISODES. EVERYONE KNEW WHO THE GOOD GUYS WERE AND THAT THE BAD GUYS WOULD LOOSE IN THE END. COMMANDER PHOTON AND NOVA ARE OFF ON THEIR OWN EPISODIC ADVENTURE, WILL THEY CONQUER THE UNIVERSE, WILL THEY VANQUISH THE EVIL VILLAIN, OR WILL THEY BE TRAPPED INSIDE A SPACESHIP HURTLING TOWARD THE GROUND WITH NO HOPE OF ESCAPE. BE SURE TO TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO FIND OUT THE ANSWER.
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MAJOR CONTRABAND AND PRIVATE PILFER BUSINESS OR PLEASURE, PASSPORTS, AND DUTY FREE, THEY HAVE TO CHECK IT ALL. THEY ARE YOUR FRIENDLY CUSTOMS AGENTS, AND YOU CAN'T GET INTO OR OUT OF THE COUNTY WITHOUT TALKING TO THESE TWO. IF YOUR PAPERS AREN'T IN ORDER......MAYBE THEY HAVE SOME FOR SALE. IF YOUR PASSPORT HAS EXPIRED.......THEY JUST MIGHT HAVE A BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL ON A FEW THAT HAPPEN TO BE LYING AROUND. JUST REMEMBER YOU DIDN'T HEAR THIS FROM ME, WE NEVER HAD THIS CONVERSATION, WE WERE NEVER SEEN TOGETHER.
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RIP & CARRIE MEOFF THE ISLANDS HAS ITS SHARE OF TOURISTS, AND THESE TWO ARE ON TOP OF THE HEAP. THEY ARE LOOKING FOR FUN IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES, THEY'LL SHOP TILL THEY DROP, THEY'LL PARTY TILL DAWN, AND THEY'LL WEAR THE WORST COMBINATION OF CLOTHING YOU HAVE EVER SEEN. AND THEY DON'T CARE, BECAUSE THERE ON VACATION ! ! ! ! ! YOUR GUESTS WILL HAVE A BLAST AS RIP AND CARRIE MEET-N-GREET AND DO ONE ON ONE COMEDY BITS. IT'S WACKY INTERACTIVE ENTERTAINMENT AT ITS LAUGHABLE BEST.
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CALAMITY JANE AND buffalo bill CALAMITY JANE AND BUFFALO BILL HIT THE TRAIL, AND THEY HAVE TO WATCH OUT FOR RATTLESNAKES, OUTLAWS, AND COW PATTYS. (NOTHING LIKE MESSY BOOTS TO RUIN YOUR DAY.) THESE TWO RIDE INTO TOWN FOR A QUICK SHOT OF OL‘ RED EYE, FUN, AND TO SEE WHO THE BEST SHOT IN THE OLD WEST IS. BUT THEY'RE AS QUICK WITH THEIR WITS AS THEY ARE WITH THEIR GUNS. AND WHEN THEY GET TOGETHER IT'S A GUNFIGHT AT THE J-OK-E CORRAL. SO GRAB THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN AND PUT THE WAGONS IN A CIRCLE, OR WAS THAT GRAB YOUR WAGONS AND PUT THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN IN A CIRCLE? EITHER WAY, IT'S A BLAST OF WESTERN FUN!
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